THIS BLOG...

best enjoyed drunk

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST...

has thought out the joke the most and is laughing at the multiple levels of the joke.

PANINI PRESSES ARE MY THIRD LEAST FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE!

after the carrot peeler and can openers. Those things are the worst.

I MONETIZED THIS SITE!

and am losing ten dollars a month

IM INNOCENT OF MURDER

so far...

JAPAN

Haunts my nightmares

LET'S GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT

how about the holocaust

I ASPIRE TO BE A...

More homeless looking unabomber.

AIRZOOKA!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/on-sale/60b6/

Great invention, or greatest invention?

WRITERS BLOCK

Just kicked me in the nuts

GET BLOG UPDATES TO YOUR PHONE!

Somehow

HAIR

I am growing out my hair and beard until I can quit my job and become a full time hobo.

VOLDEMORT

Is ruining all my family functions.

MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC

A phenomenon sweeping the nation

BARRACK OBAMA IS KENYAN

What up with that?

A funny thing happened at work today...

murder. murder happened.

not so funny now that I wrote it down...

HAHAHA

HAHAHA

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED AT MY BLOG! YOU LOOK LIKE A PRIZE ASSHOLE.