WRITERS BLOCK

Just kicked me in the nuts

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Somehow

HAIR

I am growing out my hair and beard until I can quit my job and become a full time hobo.

VOLDEMORT

Is ruining all my family functions.

MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC

A phenomenon sweeping the nation

BARRACK OBAMA IS KENYAN

What up with that?

A funny thing happened at work today...

murder. murder happened.

not so funny now that I wrote it down...